More fun than a jell-o pudding pop!
It's been five months since Bill Cosby reported to prison to begin serving a 3-10 year sentence on sexual assault charges. Needless to say, as much as Cosby deserves his punishment (and much, much more, to be honest) it's quite a grim situation for all involved.
The disgraced comic's victims remain traumatized for life.His wife, Camille Cosby, is reportedly filing for divorce after finally coming to terms with the fact that her husband of 55 years is responsible for countless acts of horrific sexual violence.These days, like some reverse-Midas in a hideous sweater, Cosby turns everything he touches into runny fecal matter -- but apparently the 81-year-old is currently having the time of his life.
Yes, earlier this week, we reported on the disappointing news that Jared Fogle is loving his incarceration and now, we regret to inform you that the Cos' is having a blast behind bars.In a recent interview with CNN, Cosby's spokesman Andrew Wyatt revealed that his client is having "an amazing experience" on the inside. "Yeah, he used the term amazing experience," Wyatt told the outlet.
Sadly, Wyatt didn't confirm the rumors that Cosby is role-playing as Dr. Cliff Huxtable and offering medical consultations to his fellow inmates. But he did divulge that Cosby has no cellmate, has not been visited by any family members (including his wife), and is proud to have finally quit drinking coffee.
We kid you not.
"Right now I'm his only visitor outside of his attorneys, and that's the way he wants it," Wyatt said. "She has not visited him," he added, in reference to Camille. "He does not want her to visit him."As for why Cosby is finding the experience so agreeable, Wyatt claims that the 81-year-old has the mind of a zen master -- a zen master who likely raped dozens of women. "He's mentally strong. He's just a strong man," Wyatt said. "He does not eat in the area with other residents, he does not have a cellmate, and he does not exercise with other residents."
And it seems Cosby is currently patting himself on the back for having finally let go of what he considers to be his greatest vice. No, not drugging and sexually assaulting unsuspecting young women -- coffee! "He hasn't drank any coffee since he's been in there," Wyatt said.
"Now the funny part about it (is) Mrs. Cosby's been trying to stop him from drinking coffee for 55 years and it took this to stop him from drinking coffee." Yeah, we really wouldn't go describing anything about this situation as "funny," Andrew. Also, you congratulating Bill freakin' Cosby on his self-restraint automatically makes you a contender for Creep of the Year.
